KALAMAZOO, 11:54 PM April 1, 2008

In a stunning turn of events, the FBI, acting on tips from concerned irc “leechers,” has raided the corporate headquarters of Live-eviL Fansubs. Its leader, known only as “the pig,” has been taken in for questioning.

All copies of the offending material, “Killer Pussy – Sexual Parasite,” have been destroyed. It has been described by one eyewitness as “the most disgusting thing I’ve seen since that parody of Gakuen Heaven someone released a couple years ago.”

Calls for comment have not been returned.

Happy April Fools Day.