Archive for November 4th, 2008

We’ve just been informed that, as neither a US citizen nor over 35 years of age, Maaya Sakamoto is not eligible to be president. This is a sad day for the United States of America.

-Tofu

It was a heated debate within the group, but we’ve decided to endorse Japanese voice actress and singer Maaya Sakamoto for president of the United States. All U.S. citizens are encouraged to vote for her when you go to your polling station today.

-Tofu